Relativistic Baseball

XKCD:

What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?

A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered “hit by pitch”, and would be eligible to advance to first base.

Fantastic.

Craigslist Walmart Missed Connections

It’s neat the kinds of blogs that I can run into in a day of helping WordPress.com users.

So if you ever wanted to see a collection of Missed Connections posts on Craigslist specifically dealing with Walmart, this WordPress.com blog has got you covered because the author is collecting the best of them so you don’t have to.

On reading them I both do and don’t want these to be from real people instead of cleverly-written Craigslist satire. If you read the blog I am pretty sure you will be similarly conflicted.

Share It Maybe

This is either the most awesome thing I will see this week or the worst. I haven’t decided yet.

New Video Game Technology Finally Allows Rendering Of Smaller Breasts

The Onion (who else?):

For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast—a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms

I’m both interested in and ashamed by the amount of talk that’s been going on in the video game industry about sexism post-E3.

I have more to talk about with regards to this later.

The Art of the Instakill

Neat-o mini-film on YouTube chaining a lot of ways to get one-shotted in video games right now: