New Video Game Technology Finally Allows Rendering Of Smaller Breasts

The Onion (who else?):

For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast—a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms

I’m both interested in and ashamed by the amount of talk that’s been going on in the video game industry about sexism post-E3.

I have more to talk about with regards to this later.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

“I never really realized how much I hated keyboards until I saw this thing.”