Don’t Cheat on a Tattoo Artist

Early Onset of Night:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

I would have more intelligent commentary on this, but I’m still laughing.

Canada’s a Freeloader, So What?

(via GraphJam.)

New Shirt: School

No Tap Dancing on the Jetway

Or at least you should be careful while doing so.

This is quite possibly my favorite sketc…

This is quite possibly my favorite sketch from the entire run of The Muppet Show: