If you see a bottle of this monstrosity that is currently taking the name of Mountain Dew and and the name of Halo in vain, please don’t pick it up. Don’t do what I did and let your curiosity overtake your intuition when it informs you that a soda this bright an orange/red color cannot possibly taste good.

I’m fairly certain that “citrus cherry flavor” isn’t something that even exists in the rational world.

Amanda said she thought it tasted like “death.” I’m not sure that’s too far off the mark.