Author Archives: Ryan Markel

The Brothers Mario

Warning: contains violence, language, and awesome.

Don't Forget to Report your Friends and Family for Thoughtcrime, Too

Are we serious?

At least 200 Wal-Mart stores will roll out security announcements within 24 hours, Walmart spokesman Dan Fogleman said. By month’s end, 588 stores in 27 states will be participating in the program. A short video featuring Napolitano will appear on TV screens at select checkout lanes, asking Walmart shoppers to contact local law enforcement to report suspicious activity.

“If you see something suspicious in the parking lot or in the store, say something immediately,” Napolitano said in the video. “Report suspicious activity to your local police or sheriff. If you need help ask a Wal-Mart manager for assistance.”

(via Walmart joins Homeland Security terror fight – U.S. news – Security – msnbc.com.)

Gran Turismo 5 vs. Forza 3 AI Comparison Video

This is just awful:

The video above has pretty much cemented that I’ll be picking up Forza 3 on the cheap and skipping GT5 altogether. Of course, I never finished most of Forza 2, so whatever.

Let's eat.

Happy Thanksgiving, friends.

How to Curl Pictures

There aren’t any of me in here because I couldn’t find a good way to get a picture taken that didn’t make me look like a complete idiot, but these are pictures of the session after mine on the ice.

(And there’s a couple of pictures of the bubble hockey table, too.)