Looks like hornet.unitedhosting.com isn’t up and running with a full battery right now - things are either not showing up at all or showing up really goofy.
I asked them to install an ImageMagick-related perl mod - hope that’s not what’s causing the server instability.
The name server’s acting all weird, too - subdomains aren’t behaving correctly - so I’m not even sure if this explanation is worth it because most of you probably can’t read it. 